How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?

No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.

What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ?

Sleep in the wardrobe !

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did one little lesbian frog say to the other?

We really do taste like chicken!"

Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What is the hardest part about sleeping with twenty one year olds?

There is twenty of them

Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?

Because he sleeps on a waterbed !

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

How is that a problem?

The man says, "I don't wake up until 10:30."

Whats the problem with feminist picnics ?

None of them make the sandwiches.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night?

Take away their beds...

Where do cows go on Friday nights?

A: To the moovies.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you call a pig that took a plane?

Swine flu!

What do pigs do on nice afternoons?

They go on pignics.