What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ?

Sleep in the wardrobe !

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What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

How are you baby?

I am in bed and thinking about you ... And you my dear - I am at a club ... And sitting right behind you!!

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How will I ever find the right woman?

She replied "Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."

Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

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What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

How many women have you slept with?

she asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."

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What did one snake say to another ?

Hiss off !

What song to snakes like to sing ?

Viva Aspana !

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What does C.S. Lewis keep at the back of his wardrobe?

Narnia business!

What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe.