What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ?

Sleep in the wardrobe !

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

When someone ask me... How are you?

I answer back... You mean in bed

What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

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What does IDK mean?

I've yet to find someone who knows.

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do you call an Irishman who slept out on the lawn all night?

Patty-OFurniture

Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.

Wardrobe Jokes More Wardrobe Jokes

What's in the wardrobe?

Narnia business.

What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe.