What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ?

Sleep in the wardrobe !

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How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.

How can you shorten a bed?

Don't sleep long in it.

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What did the blonde's dentist find?

A: Teeth in the cavity.

Where would be a good place to find 25 million north korean jokes?

In north korea itself.

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What does a cat sleep on?

A: A caterpillow.

What was the man running around ?

from my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.

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What's long green and goes hith ?

A snake with a lisp !

What do you call a snake that likes history?

A HISSStorian.

Wardrobe Jokes More Wardrobe Jokes

What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ?

Sleep in the wardrobe !

What does C.S. Lewis keep at the back of his wardrobe?

Narnia business!