Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

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WATER YOU DOING

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Nothing lmao bees cant learn.

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Mercy !

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How can you tell soap operas are fictional?

In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.

Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.