What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Who's there? Dragon Ball Z. Dragon Ball Z Who?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z

What time are most dental appointments scheduled for?

Tooth hurty.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).

Who's there ! Alceste ! Alceste who ?

Alceste to meet him later !

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

What do you call a promiscuous woman who travels a lot?

Abroad.

Why do white girls travel in groups of 3?

Because they can't even

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

What's that one room zombies can never enter?

the LIVING room

What's The Difference Between Santa and a Muslim?

Santa will be able to enter the united states next year!

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

Warp Jokes More Warp Jokes

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

Why did the Space Marine shoot the Tailor?

The heretic kept crossing the warp