Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

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Why did the Libertarian Cross the Road?

None of your Damn Business. Am I being detained?

Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

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Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

Why did the chicken cross OP's mother?

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How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

How many unwashed gorillas did Fetty Wap buy?

17 dirty apes.

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What's 6 inches long hard, bent, and in my pants?

My iPhone 6

What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 say to the iPhone 6?

Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.

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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A: A pair of Re-bachs.

Why did Joseph Goebbels own a pair of binoculars?

For proper gander purposes.