What do you get if you cross history and a cow?

A moo-suem.

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Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

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Why did the cow go to the psychologist?

She had a fodder complex.

What do cows usually fly around in?

Helicowpters and Bulloons.

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What do you call the history of a car?

An autobiography.

Why are kids with DS getting elected prom kings and queens?

Either way, they're going down in history.