What do you get if you cross history and a cow?

A moo-suem.

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What do you get when you cross a mad cow and an angry sheep?

An animal in a very baaaaaaad mooooooood

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

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What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

A milk dud!

Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game

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What do you call a snake that likes history?

A HISSStorian.

What is the smallest book in history?

French War Victories.