What do you get if you cross history and a cow?

A moo-suem.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call a bolt that dresses like a woman?

A cross-threader

What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow who argues with her husband?

A bullfighter!

What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?

A lawn moo-er.

History Jokes More History Jokes

Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

How many women does it take to invent something?

Nobody knows, history is still waiting....