What do women and computers have in common?

What do women and computers have in common? You don't appreciate them until they go down on you.

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do you call a computer that farts?

A compooter. 8D

What does Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashes?

Nothing.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM

What's 18 inches long, and makes a woman scream the entire night?

Her dead baby.

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What's the difference between a German and a Virgin?

one one appreciates good head

Why was 10 scared?

because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated :-)