Why are horses poor dancers?

A: They have two left feet.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

A: I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

Why are horse-drawn carriages so unpopular?

Cause horses are rubbish at drawing

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Why does the left foot get all the blame if you're a poor dancer?

Oh, you have two left feet. Hur hur hur" I guess it is #rightprivilege

What does the man with two left feet ask the shoe salesman?

Do you sell flip-flips?"

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Why does the left foot get all the blame if you're a poor dancer?

Oh, you have two left feet. Hur hur hur" I guess it is #rightprivilege

What animals are poor dancers?

Four-legged ones because they have two left feet.