What do you get when you combine two Japanese demons?

A two-eyed onion.

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What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to repost the joke twice before she realizes that it isn't funny anymore

What does a Japanese girl ride?

Niisan.

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What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old