Why does the left foot get all the blame if you're a poor dancer?

Oh, you have two left feet. Hur hur hur" I guess it is #rightprivilege

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What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

Why is the dog man's best friend?

He has to have someone to blame the farts on.

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Why does Caitlyn Jenner feel like her kids see though her?

I guess she is trans parent now Edit: *through

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How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men

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What does a man with two left feet wear to the beach?

Flip-Flips.

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They have two left feet.

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Why are horses poor dancers?

A: They have two left feet.

Why does the left foot get all the blame if you're a poor dancer?

Oh, you have two left feet. Hur hur hur" I guess it is #rightprivilege