Why does the left foot get all the blame if you're a poor dancer?

Oh, you have two left feet. Hur hur hur" I guess it is #rightprivilege

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How many Arabs does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll sit in the dark and blame the Jews

Why is the dog man's best friend?

He has to have someone to blame the farts on.

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How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

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What does a man with two left feet wear to the beach?

Flip-Flips.

How is 2+2=5 like your left foot?

It's not right.

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What animals are poor dancers?

Four-legged ones because they have two left feet.

Why are horses poor dancers?

A: They have two left feet.