What's the range of an accordion?

A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!

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Where does a burger feel at home?

On the range!

What is the hamburgers' most familiar song?

Home on the Range'!

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What animal brings the most boys to the yard?

The

How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard?

Put him in your back yard.

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What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A: A chainsaw can be tuned.

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

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What's the range of an accordion?

A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!

What is the range of a tuba?

A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.