What animal brings the most boys to the yard?

The

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How many Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to actually change the lightbulb and nine to bring refreshments

What did Mr. Burns bring to the pot luck?

Eggsalad

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Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."

Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.

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How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard?

Put him in your back yard.

What if I buried it in the yard?

me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no.

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What type of animal browses Reddit?

Karma-vore

What do you call a jungle where animals talk about current events?

A topical rainforest.