What animal brings the most boys to the yard?

The

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How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?

They bring flowers to his grave.

Which rapper would you rather bring back from the dead?

Tupac - Biggie Smalls - Eazy E - Meek Mills

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What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

What did the doctor say to the parents of an ugly baby?

I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.

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Who do you call about stray cats walking around your yard?

Brian Setzer

When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be?

Liberace

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What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog ?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft !

What animal has bad memory and climbs mountains?

A Forgoat.