What's the best thing about being a necrophiliac?

You don't have to bring the flowers.

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Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

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What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

What's the best thing about alzheimers?

You're always meeting new people.

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How does a flower get pollinated?

Beez Nuts!

How to Ethiopians celebrate their child's first birthday?

A: They place flowers on the grave.

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What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.