What's the best thing about being a necrophiliac?

You don't have to bring the flowers.

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Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

Why did the man bring his bed with him to the hospital?

It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.

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What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool?

You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.

What's the best thing about Bruce Jenner?

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What did the flower say when she was begged not to tell a secret?

Chrysanthemum's the word.

What do you call a black guy who sells flowers?

A florist.

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What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.

How can you tell a mortician is a necrophiliac?

He's always HARD at work.