What's the best thing about being a necrophiliac?

You don't have to bring the flowers.

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How do you get a Mormon to not drink all of your beer on a fishing trip?

Bring two Mormons.

Who did the baker bring to work?

His doughter.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year old's?

They're of age.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=lZg3-Y1QIc4)

What's the best thing about 21 year olds in bed?

There's 21 of them

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What kind of flower grows on your face?

A: Tulips.

What flower loves to be in the sun?

Sunflower.

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What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals?

Mourning Wood

How can you tell a mortician is a necrophiliac?

He's always HARD at work.