How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE !

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How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, the room is already lit.

How many Budists does it take... How many Budists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The change, if needed, will come from within.

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How many dads does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to put it in and one to complain that he never screws anything anymore.

How many germans does it take to change a lightbulp?

One. We are efficient and don't have any humor.

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Why did got object to the wedding between the catholic man and the catholic woman?

He doesn't approve of same sect marriage

What's the difference between a catholic and and a catoholic?

One is devoted to following to rules laid down by those who consider their will that of the divine. The other is a type of christian.