Why are Catholics the worst drivers?

They always pull out at the last second (usually to avoid a child).

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

Why can't children watch pirate movies?

Because they're rated

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What do you do when your mother-in-law is swaying towards you?

You pull the trigger again.

Why are snakes hard to fool ?

They have no legs to pull !

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

What did the first airplane engine say to the second airplane engine?

Are we there soon?" "Not jet."

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver?

Cause she was a woman

Why did the computer crash?

It had a bad driver

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How can you avoid clickbait?

Not like this.

Why did the Gorilla enlist in the ragged continental army?

To avoid the draft!

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

How did the Catholic Priest finish the marathon?

He was second to Nun.

What's a Catholic's favorite way to send money?

PayPal