Why did the Gorilla enlist in the ragged continental army?

To avoid the draft!

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Why are socially-aware western tourists avoiding Nice, France for their late-summer getaways?

All that Muslim hatred can really run you down.

How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

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Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!

Why did the Gorilla enlist in the ragged continental army?

To avoid the draft!