Why did the Gorilla enlist in the ragged continental army?

To avoid the draft!

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Why do zoos pay for simian liability insurance?

To avoid monkey suits

Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

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Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!

How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts