A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.
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Because they are surrounded by drafts!
He was trying to dodge the draft.
With lots of drafts
A: He's afraid of the draft.
Diner: Yes it's blown my steak off the plate three times.
To avoid the draft!
Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown
After you're done with the breasts and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box.
Mammary loss &nbsp I made this up myself!
Cool your jets.
If you don't cool down, I'm going to get jalapeno business
A snailor
One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.
They didn't czech his papers.
answer "Scissors." then drive away..
A paragraph, because he's too short to be an essay.
Because her teacher told her to do an essay
Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).
17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.
Anything that is on your plate !
It chips.
A rough draft
Disgusting. I'll see myself out...
