A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.
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Because they are surrounded by drafts!
He was trying to dodge the draft.
With lots of drafts
A: He's afraid of the draft.
Diner: Yes it's blown my steak off the plate three times.
To avoid the draft!
Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown
A: Flattered.
Because people are dying to get in there.
One of them has papers.
The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.
Row Your Boat!
Because he got a little c-stick.
Nein! Mein Stein!....sorry
He was dyslexic.
May Theforcebewithyou.
Ball lightning
To liquidate their bills.
Because they have bills.
A snow tire doesnt sing when you put chains on it.
If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.
A Cyborger
Parkinson's.
