What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.

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What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What happened when the Mrs. Smith's truck collided with the Tastykake truck?

Pyrex

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Where'd I drop my waffle?

At the beach in San Diego.

What's the best part about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off wherever.

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

What did one plate say to the other plate?

Dinner is on me!

What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes?

Dishrespectful...

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What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

Why was the fish processing factory built beside the computer factory?

So that they could make fish and chips.

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

What do you call a pig making cookies?

Bakin'!

What did one cookie say to the other cookie ?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable