What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to your homework?

Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.

Why did he do that?

Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What did Pontius Pilate say to Jesus?

If you drop that damn Cross again you are out of my Parade.

What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

Where does Saddam Hussein keep his plates?

In Iraq.

What is a dog's favourite food ?

Anything that is on your plate !

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

What do you call a ginger bread man with one leg?

A. Limp Bizkit. (limp biscuit) (Alternate: What do the British call a cookie that got wet )

What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies. ...lol...