What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.

Previous Random Joke Next

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone?

He grew up to be a bellhop!

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

Where did sally go when the bombs dropped?

Everywhere

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!

Whats the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can lick a plate dry

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

How much salt does Jihadi John have on his chips?

Just a Daesh.

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies. ...lol...

What is a hipster russian roulette?

You got six cookies and five of them is gluten free.