Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.

What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle ?

A polo bear !

Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa?

The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.

Dunk Jokes More Dunk Jokes

What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby?

One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

Reporter Jokes More Reporter Jokes

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

What vocation can transform anything into a gate?

A reporter.