How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

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What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

What is blue and lies by the seabed?

Probably not a planned child.

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What do robots dip in salsa?

Microchips

What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate?

Brown-chichen-Brown-cow

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What do you call a custard when it goes bad?

Off-pudding.

How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

Burrito Jokes More Burrito Jokes

How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

What is an out of date joke you still remember?

One from the 90's: What do you call a little burro A Burrito. What do you call a little taco A Taquito What do you call a little judge A Judge Ito