Off-pudding.
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ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.
Shark infested custard
It's been feeling drained
A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.
A Gaucho Marxist
BanDDoS
An empty playground
The sharks life lacked porpoise.
I want to know her secret
Don't worry, they'll tell you. "Exit stage right...."
Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.
His lips are moving.
One from the 90's: What do you call a little burro A Burrito. What do you call a little taco A Taquito What do you call a little judge A Judge Ito
Human beans
Microchips
If she can give you oral with a dip in and know which to swallow and which to spit.
Because he is an ex-Terminator.