What did the cannibal ask for in his burrito?

Human beans

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What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

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What did the cannibal ask for in his burrito?

Human beans

How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

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What do they have for lunch at Monster School?

Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.

What's a monster's favorite bean?

A human bean.