What did the cannibal ask for in his burrito?

Human beans

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Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask )

What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love easter, baby." (OC)

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What is an out of date joke you still remember?

One from the 90's: What do you call a little burro A Burrito. What do you call a little taco A Taquito What do you call a little judge A Judge Ito

What does a duck put in its burrito?

Quackamole.

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What did the cannibal ask for in his burrito?

Human beans

What's a monster's favorite bean?

A human bean.