How do you know when you have a good redneck girlfriend?

If she can give you oral with a dip in and know which to swallow and which to spit.

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How many reddit admins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Seriously who knows? It's pitch black in here.

How do pirates know they exist?

They think, therefore they ARRRRRRRR!

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What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow!

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What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

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What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

spits*

When is the only appropriate time to spit in an Italian woman's face?

When her mustache is on fire!