How do you know when you have a good redneck girlfriend?

If she can give you oral with a dip in and know which to swallow and which to spit.

Previous Random Joke Next

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why does a d dog scratch himself?

He is the only one that knows where it itches.

Why didn't the rest of the fractions like "mc" very much?

Because he was generally known to be a square(ed).

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow ?

Reality. I'll show myself out now...

What do you do if an elephant swallows you whole?

Run around until you get pooped out. :)

Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

What part of Popeye has the smoothest skin?

The part he dips in Olive Oyl.

What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

When is the only appropriate time to spit in an Italian woman's face?

When her mustache is on fire!