Which one do you let in?

The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!

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What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

What did the dog say to the tree?

Bark

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Who let them out?

I PAID GOOD MONEY TO IMPRISON THEM

What seems to be th- Me: -Medicinal marijuana! Doc: I'm sorry?

Me: Let's start with the answer, then work on the problem, ok

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Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

What's the difference between the IRS and a baby?

It takes a lot more than a hammer to make the IRS shut up.