What's the difference between the IRS and a baby?

It takes a lot more than a hammer to make the IRS shut up.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a French Knight and my friend with a genie?

One's a Paladin, and the other's my pal Alladin

What's the difference between a folk singer and a pepperoni pizza?

A pepperoni pizza can actually feed a family of five.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a stamp?

I don't have a stamp collection.

What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

Why don't women fart?

They can't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door?

An attic door can shut up. im going to hell

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

Why would you take a hammer to bed?

A: So you could hit the sack.

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.

Irs Jokes More Irs Jokes

What did the IRS agent say to the financially backward store owner?

Ehh it's easier If I just write it off as tax evasion"

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me