What's the difference between the IRS and a baby?

It takes a lot more than a hammer to make the IRS shut up.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

What's the difference between handguns and feminists?

A handgun only has one trigger.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

Decalfinated

Why can't ghosts have babies?

They have hollow weenies!

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?

Shut up.

What fried food will shut your neighbor's dogs up?

Hushpuppies.

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?

He wanted her to hit the hay!

Irs Jokes More Irs Jokes

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

What did the IRS agent say to the financially backward store owner?

Ehh it's easier If I just write it off as tax evasion"