How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

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What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school.

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What is loud and sounds like "apple"?

scream) APPLE!!!

Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)

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What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

What did the mouth say to the nose?

Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...

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What does a networking robot say when returning from the bathroom?

Sorry, I http"

Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.

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How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

What time are you supposed to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty!

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How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.