How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

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Why does the boy could not bend his knees?

because he had no knees

How near was the boy to his dad's tobacco stash before getting busted?

Close... but no cigar.

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What sounds like a joke, but isn't funny?

an anti-joke.

What sound does a pubic hair make right before it hits the floor?

Ptui"

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What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

What's the definition of eternity?

Four blondes waiting at a four way stop.

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What are OJ Simpson's favorite keys on a computer?

Return Home Slash Slash Backslash Shift Shift Shift Escape

What is the the Chicken's favorite composer?

bach bach bach time to return to

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What is a detective duck supposed to do?

Quack the case! I'll show myself out.

What's supposed to be funny, but let's you down?

This joke...

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How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

What did the IRS agent say to the financially backward store owner?

Ehh it's easier If I just write it off as tax evasion"