What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

Kevin still doesn't know.

What's the difference between A pope and THE pope?

bout tree fiddy.

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Why do cows lie down in the rain?

To keep each udder dry.

What's his name?

A man walks into a bedroom and sees a hot, naked woman lying face-down on the bed. Q: What's his name? A: Willie Turner Q: What's name? A: Betty Will

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed ?!?!?"

Why are sailors so impatient when they get on land?

Because they're tired of waiting in the rhumb line.

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

What kind of money do fishermen make ?

Net profits !

What do you call the fisherman that's always handling the pole while fishing?

The Master Baiter.

Hunter Jokes More Hunter Jokes

Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert