What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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What did the fisherman say to the card magician?

A: Pick a cod, any cod!

What did the fisherman say to the street magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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What is the best thing about liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up.

What did the blind man say when he picked up a cheese grater?

This is the most violent story I've ever read!

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What did the hippopotamus do to the magician?

He hippo-tized him!

How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?

One. It's a trick question.

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What did the fisherman do on his date?

Netfish and krill

Whats does a fisherman and a teen have in common?

They both fiddle with a rod

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Why did the painter from Boston have trouble making friends?

He was way too autistic for his own good.

What do you call a beautiful girl in Boston?

A tourist.