Boston Jokes

Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

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Where's is Shaq's appearance most terrifying?

On a beach near Boston.

What's the difference between white socks and red socks?

Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!

What has 6 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The Boston marathon finish line.

What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers?

Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?

What does a pirate from Boston say?

Aaahhh.

Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea?

Because Boston has all the cups!

Why don't the citizens of Boston build igloos?

Meh. They just aren't in' uit.

How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.

What do you call a beautiful girl in Boston?

A tourist.

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What's the best thing from New York City?

The train to Boston

Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor."

Why is a Boston painting school so special?

Because everyone there is ahtistic.

What does a Boston terrier sound like?

Bahk bahk. Wicked bahk.

Why did the painter from Boston have trouble making friends?

He was way too autistic for his own good.

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How do I submit a joke?

Do I hand my life in

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They'll always have dry wood on hand to start a fire

Holocaust Jokes More Holocaust Jokes

What's worse than a Redditor walking into a bar?

The Holocaust.

What's the difference between the Holocaust and the Boston Marathon Bombing?

The Boston Marathon Bombing ended a race.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?

Talonted!

Why did the bear start playing music when the priest tried to absolve him of his sins?

Because the priest said "Bear, atone" and the bear thought he said "baritone" as in "play the baritone sax now". The bear immediately started wailing away on the sax, rocking back and forth so hard he knocked over all the prayer candles and almost snapped his own spine. All the priest could do was ask the lord for the strength needed to get this bear into heaven.

Red Sox Jokes More Red Sox Jokes

What's the difference between white socks and red socks?

Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!

How do you get a New Yorker upset about ISIS terror attacks?

Tell them ISIS are Red Sox fans.

Magician Jokes More Magician Jokes

What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

What do you call the child of a magician and a potato?

A prestidigitator tot!

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ?

Something from another universe -ity !

What did the Spanish guidance counselor tell his students?

You have to have gooooooaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllssssssssss!!!!!

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...

What are the 5 most terrifying word in the english language?

Five more years of Cameron"

Sistine Chapel Jokes More Sistine Chapel Jokes

Why is it called the sistine chapel?

Because the cardinals like to be in something, that isn't eighteen yet.

Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling