What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

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What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.