What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

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What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)

What will happen if you went inside a black hole?

I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.

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What did you think of our website?

A little bit tacky.

How do lesbians keep things interesting in the bedroom?

They think outside the box.

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What did the thunder say when it understood the joke?

I feel so enlightninged!

Why don't kleptomaniacs understand metaphors?

Because they take everything, literally.

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How does gravity greet itself?

It just waves

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

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What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.