Why don't kleptomaniacs understand metaphors?

Because they take everything, literally.

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A kleptomaniac!

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Why is it so hard to explain metaphors to a kleptomaniac?

Because they always take things... Literally

Why don't kleptomaniacs understand metaphors?

Because they take everything, literally.