Why don't kleptomaniacs understand metaphors?

Because they take everything, literally.

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What would be your main strength?

Well, I can communicate with animals... "Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses " They can't understand me.

What part of "No" don't you understand?

Probably the whole thing I'm guessing. It's a pretty short word. What You're a squirrel Sorry

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Why can't you tell jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things, literally.

What do you call someone who takes things literally?

A kleptomaniac!

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Why is it so hard to explain metaphors to a kleptomaniac?

Because they always take things... Literally

When is a 2 literally a 6?

When it has metaphor.