What part of "No" don't you understand?

Probably the whole thing I'm guessing. It's a pretty short word. What You're a squirrel Sorry

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Why use words you don't understand in your tweets?

It just makes you look photosynthesis.

What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

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What did iodine say to Xenon when caesium died?

Well, I guess we better Barium.

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

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Where are a squirrel and a chipmunk most likely to meet?

A nut house.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.