What part of "No" don't you understand?

Probably the whole thing I'm guessing. It's a pretty short word. What You're a squirrel Sorry

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Whatchya thinking about?

Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.

Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

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What did one fetus say to the other?

Guess we're wombmates!

What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

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How are a piano and a squirrel alike?

They both aren't artichokes

Why do squirrels swim on their back?

To keep their nuts dry.