What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

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How many people with OCD does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.

What are people afraid of puns called?

Homophonic I'm sorry...

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What do you call someone with March Madness who doesn't even like basketball?

A hypochondriac

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

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What movie did they go to see?

Closed for Winter".

What movie should we see?

ME, SECRETLY TRYING TO HARVEST HER INK: Something super scary *I empty my popcorn bucket*

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When you ask her "Have you ever read Shakespeare?

And she answers "No, who wrote it " .... Keep moving.

Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC?

Adam and Eve

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What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

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What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

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How did the newspaper go about reviewing the opera production?

They followed Standard Opera-rating Procedure

What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit