What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

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What's the most annoying thing in the internet?

People who comment "repost" on a Joke subreddit.

Why do people call memes "dank"?

Because they release dopameme!

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Why didn't the man go under the boardwalk?

He doesn't like giving in to pier pressure.

What's it made of?

An engineering major says "How is it made " An arts major says... "Would you like fries with that "

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Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

because they are set in the future.

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

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Why Is Reddit Called Reddit?

Because you already read it.

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

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What's all this talk about Reddit's servers being down?

Guess I can't see what everyone else sees.

What's the opposite of marshmellow?

Well, I guess it would be marshmadness

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What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy

What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

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Why are they rioting in Ferguson?

Because they carefully and objectively reviewed the evidence from the trial and thought a legitimate injustice had been done.

Why did the researcher take his paper to the harbour?

To get it pier reviewed.