Who would you like for president in 2020?

Anyone who doesn't have poor visions.

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What do you call an astronaut that doesn't like being touched?

A personal space man

Where do programmers like to hangout?

The Foo Bar.

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Which President had the shortest term?

Grover Cleveland. He was the twenty second President.

Who is the president of the trees?

BarkOak Palma

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Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision