Who would you like for president in 2020?

Anyone who doesn't have poor visions.

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What is Rio's least liked, most common Pokemon?

Zikachu.

What do you call a man who used to like tractors?

An extractor fan!

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Who says Republicans aren't into recycling?

Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.

Which President had the shortest term?

Grover Cleveland. He was the twenty second President.

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Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.