Who would you like for president in 2020?

Anyone who doesn't have poor visions.

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Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

What Do People Have In Common With Jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

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What did the US President with Alzheimer's ask his wife?

Who are you

What's white, located in washington and has a president within it?

Monica Lewinsky's teeth.

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What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.