Which President had the shortest term?

Grover Cleveland. He was the twenty second President.

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Why is the second traffic citation always easier to read?

Because it's re-fined!

Why do procrastinators live the longest?

Because they die at the last second.

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How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.