Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

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What would be funny about Hillary as president?

That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!

Why do presidents have unsatisfied wives?

It takes four years to get an election.

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How did the U. S. elect an Orange as president?

Gerrymandarin.

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

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What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.

Who get saved?

The United States of America

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Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

Why should we make Gabe Newell president?

There won't be any World War 3. #gaben2k16

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Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

What's the difference between Russian football fans and an old drunkard in a bar at closing time?

Kicking the old drunkard out won't start world war III.