Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

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What would be funny about Hillary as president?

That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!

What will Kayne West's political leaning be if he runs for President?

West wing

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Why do you need to be 35 to be elected president?

So women don't get elected.

How do you get elected president of my pants?

By the vote of the Erectional College...

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How much money does the Treasurer of the United States make?

All of it.

Who get saved?

The United States of America

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Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids?

He can't get to 3rd base

Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

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Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

What's the difference between Russian football fans and an old drunkard in a bar at closing time?

Kicking the old drunkard out won't start world war III.