Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

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Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

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How did the U. S. elect an Orange as president?

Gerrymandarin.

How do you get elected president of my pants?

By the vote of the Erectional College...

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Who was the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

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Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.

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What's the difference between Russian football fans and an old drunkard in a bar at closing time?

Kicking the old drunkard out won't start world war III.

Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.