Elect Jokes

How did the U. S. elect an Orange as president?

Gerrymandarin.

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What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor?

A dog with pawlitical experience.

What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.

What's the difference between an elected official and a piece of garbage?

Garbage gets thrown out.

How do you get elected president of my pants?

By the vote of the Erectional College...

Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president?

A son Bern

What do you call the first black guy elected to the White House?

Precedent.

Why do you need to be 35 to be elected president?

So women don't get elected.

How do you know when a joke has gone too far?

It's elected President.

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Why are kids with DS getting elected prom kings and queens?

Either way, they're going down in history.

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What is red and white and red and white and red and ....?

Santa Clause rolling down a hill

What is both a short shopping list, and a potential Chinese luxury automobile?

Rolls * Rice

Crook Jokes More Crook Jokes

Why did the bank robber go to the chiropractor?

Because he had a crook in his neck.

What does a crook see with?

Burglarize

Supporter Jokes More Supporter Jokes

Why do you see so many Bernie Posts on r/all?

Because supporters of other candidates are out working or voting.

Why won't anti vaxers ever win an election?

All their supporters are home with sick kids

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

How do you stop clowns from attacking you?

Go for the juggler

What's the first thing you do when attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go straight for the juggler.

New Black Jokes More New Black Jokes

What does the result of this election and Netflix have in common?

Orange is the new Black

What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

Election Day Jokes More Election Day Jokes

What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

What do goats do on election day?

Voat. co

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

What do they say when a woman falls over?

FULL SPEED AHEAD!" Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch v=OA8TlOsVw#t=82

Who is going to win tonight's presidential election?

The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

How does one refer to intentionally harming the national bird of the U.S?

It's an ill-eagle activity

How did the U. S. elect an Orange as president?

Gerrymandarin.