Crook Jokes

What do you call a clown and a crook rolling in feces?

The US elections.

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Why was the Redditor's picture crooked?

Because Redditors aren't known for keeping a level head.

What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!"

Why did the bank robber go to the chiropractor?

Because he had a crook in his neck.

What does a crook see with?

Burglarize

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What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to .

Why don't we hear cannibal jokes anymore?

Because after they ate the clowns, nothing is funny.

Mislead Jokes More Mislead Jokes

What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!"

How did the metal get the wrong idea?

He was misled.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What does the blind say when he walks past the fish market?

Hello ladies.

How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they might peel!

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

Criminal Jokes More Criminal Jokes

What's the difference between Superman and Super Delegate?

The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.

Why are black crimes hard to solve?

Because they're all criminals and they look the same.

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

What do you call a kid who tells bad jokes?

A redditor

Why are redditors American?

Because they always *tip*.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

How do sheep divide candy?

They all get their fair shear

What time zone are you in when you find a sheep stuck in a fence?

Mountin' time