Crook Jokes

What do you call a clown and a crook rolling in feces?

The US elections.

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Why was the Redditor's picture crooked?

Because Redditors aren't known for keeping a level head.

What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!"

Why did the bank robber go to the chiropractor?

Because he had a crook in his neck.

What does a crook see with?

Burglarize

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What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

What did Charles Darwin name his book about food?

On the Origin of Feces*

Mislead Jokes More Mislead Jokes

How did the metal get the wrong idea?

He was misled.

What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!"

Tickle Jokes More Tickle Jokes

What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.

How many tickles does it take to make a japanese girl laugh?

Ten Tickles

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

What do you call the international program that helps clowns with their personal space problems?

Clowns Without Borders.

What's another name for an irrational fear of clowns?

Common sense.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do know if the person that you have just met is a DJ?

They will tell you.

How do we know Snow White was a hipster?

She could never say no to apple.

Bank Robber Jokes More Bank Robber Jokes

Why did the bank robber go to the chiropractor?

Because he had a crook in his neck.

What's the difference between a football player and a bank robber?

The bank robber says: Give me the money or I will shoot! The football player says: Give me the money or I won't shoot.

Lamb Jokes More Lamb Jokes

Why does ISIS like sheep?

Is-Lamb!

What is it called when a dyslexic has a slow computer?

A rack of lamb

Chiropractor Jokes More Chiropractor Jokes

What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A cairopractor.

How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes about 8-10 visits.