What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!"

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What do The Walking Dead and Fast &amp Furious have in common?

dead walkers

What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk.

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Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What rating did Moody's give to the sheep?

BAAA

Crook Jokes More Crook Jokes

Why did the bank robber go to the chiropractor?

Because he had a crook in his neck.

Why was the Redditor's picture crooked?

Because Redditors aren't known for keeping a level head.

Accuse Jokes More Accuse Jokes

What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

deleted

Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.

Mislead Jokes More Mislead Jokes

How did the metal get the wrong idea?

He was misled.

What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!"