What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!"

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How many roads must a man walk?

42

How does a Korean walk a dog?

With a little bit of oil.

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What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.

What's the Welsh word for shearing a sheep?

Foreplay

Crook Jokes More Crook Jokes

What do you call a clown and a crook rolling in feces?

The US elections.

Why did the bank robber go to the chiropractor?

Because he had a crook in his neck.

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What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!"

Why did the feminist accuse her teacher of misogyny?

Because he'd D graded her.

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What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!"

How did the metal get the wrong idea?

He was misled.