What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!"

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Why do people carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas cant walk.

Why do people in wheelchairs wear shoes?

Do they think they're gonna magically start walking

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why do the Scottish wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away

What do you call a sheep giving birth in a bedroom?

Bedlam

Crook Jokes More Crook Jokes

Why was the Redditor's picture crooked?

Because Redditors aren't known for keeping a level head.

What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!"

Accuse Jokes More Accuse Jokes

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

What do you call a wrongly accused art thief?

Framed

Mislead Jokes More Mislead Jokes

What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!"

How did the metal get the wrong idea?

He was misled.