dad joke) Happy Brr-day son!
On the winternet.
Because he thought his wife was a flake.
One starts with B and the otber starts with D
Because the punchline is apparent.
One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.
Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "
A urinal cake.
Crimea a river