What did you get for your birthday?

Another year!

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What is the difference between pink and purple?

About forty years.

How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.

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What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

What did the child with no hands get for his birthday?

Nobody knows yet.