What did you get for your birthday?

Another year!

How many seconds are there in one year?

12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.

How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?

How many did it take last year

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke on his birthday?

I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents

Who's there ! Bacon ! Bacon who ?

Bacon a cake for your birthday !