Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

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They make a Daily Prophet.

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To avoid monkey suits

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Cause they'll Pikachu

Why does the little mermaid where sea shells?

Cause the B-shells were too small.

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What did little Paul Bunyan say when his mom asked him how he damaged his favorite toy?

It was an ax-I-dent.

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You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

Earthquake Jokes More Earthquake Jokes

Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

What did the ground say to the earthquake?

It's your fault!

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Whose fault is it?

His fault. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

What did the tectonic plate say when it had a collision?

It's not my fault.