What did the tectonic plate say when it had a collision?

It's not my fault.

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What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate?

Bro, do you even shift?"

Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

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What did the ground say to the earthquake?

It's your fault!

Who's at fault ?

the man, he should't have been driving in the kitchen.;3