What did the tectonic plate say when it had a collision?

It's not my fault.

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What is it called when two tectonic plates have a romantic relationship?

Subduction!

What did the tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate when he bumped into the him?

Sorry, my fault.

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What does one tectonics plate say to another after an earthquake?

It's not your fault.

How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.