What did the tectonic plate say when it had a collision?

It's not my fault.

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How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.

What is it called when two tectonic plates have a romantic relationship?

Subduction!

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What did the earthquake say to the tornado?

It's not my fault.

What did the ground say to the earthquake?

It's your fault!