What's the difference between oral and rectal thermometers?

The taste.

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What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

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When food tastes so good.

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What's the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?

Mostly the taste.

What's the difference between oral and rectal thermometers?

The taste.