How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

A: She fell out of the tree.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's white and crawls up your leg?

Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice

What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Where does an atom go when it breaks down?

A quantum mechanic. lel

Why did the English major break up with the pilot?

Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out?

By moving faux wood. Rimshot

Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why is Hollywood full of vampires?

They need someone to play the bit parts.

What sport does the kool-aid man play?

Baseball he's a pitcher.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why couldn't the tree solve the Lumberjack's riddle?

He was stumped.

What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

Hockey Jokes More Hockey Jokes

Why can't dogs play hockey?

They always get called for roughing.

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

A: She fell out of the tree.