What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your doorstep?

Mat

Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

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What has four legs but doesn't move?

A: A statue of a dog!

What was special about Three-Eyed Suzie?

She had no legs.

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How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...

What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

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Why do Chinese only care about themselves?

Because they have no i's (plural of i). Edit: eyes. Eyes guys. It's a bad pun.

Why do hunters close one eye before shooting?

Because if they close the other, they can't see!

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Where do noobs live in Iceland?

Rekt-javk

What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.