What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

What's the difference between a small bird?

One of it's legs is a little smaller.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the pirate say when he saw a woman giving head?

There she blows!!!

How much did the pirate spend on his earings?

A buck an ear.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you get when you cross a fish with no eyes?

PETA

Why were the sandwich fillers eyes too close together?

Because he was in-bread.

Noob Jokes More Noob Jokes

Where do noobs live in Iceland?

Rekt-javk

What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.