What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

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What are your best 'no arm, no legs' jokes?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on his porch Matt.

What's got four legs and one arm?

An attack dog in a preschool.

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Why do girls have legs?

ever seen the trail a slug leaves?

What has four legs and goes "Oom! Oom!"?

A cow walking backwards!

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How are pirates like pimps?

They both have gold teeth and say "yo ho!"

How do pirates know they exist?

They think, therefore they ARRRRRRRR!

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What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH

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What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

Where do noobs live in Iceland?

Rekt-javk