What did the pirate say when he saw a woman giving head?

There she blows!!!

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How are pirates like pimps?

They both have gold teeth and say "yo ho!"

How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

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What did the turkey say to the goat?

The turkey said gobble, gobble, gobble. The goat said back abdul akbar before blowing up.

Why did the Spanish train aficionado blow up his trains?

He had loco motives.

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Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver?

She is a woman.

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Why did the man lost in the woods catch fire?

He was heading west.

What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal