What did the pirate say when he saw a woman giving head?

There she blows!!!

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How are pirates like pimps?

They both have gold teeth and say "yo ho!"

What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Whats the difference between a Christian and a Muslim?

One blows up kids, the other gets blown by them.

What's the difference between a microwave and a Muslim?

A microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

Why do women try to talk football?

Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies No. You don't.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did one earring say to the other?

What did one earring say to the other? You go on a head, i'll just hang round 'ere

What's the difference between a spitter and a swallower?

10 lbs of pressure on the back of the head.