Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes?

Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.

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Wheres the dinosaur bone exhibit?

through that door" Thank you very ruff! "What'd you say " *2 dogs fall out of trench coat & run*

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

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Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes?

Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.

How much Norris?

Tongue twister) How much Norris could Chuck Norris chuck, if Chuck Norris could chuck Norris

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What's the last sound you hear before a pube hits the floor?

tppppthh...."spit sound"

What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.

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How did Chuck Norris solve the dwindling oil reserves problem?

Ctrl - C, Ctrl - V

How does Chuck Norris go fishing?

You, you and you. Get out."