Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes?

Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

When is your door annoying?

When it'sa Jar-Jar.

What was the last line in Anne Frank's diary?

Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door..

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What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.

How do the Chinese select their baby names?

They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the first rule for hitting on girls?

Hit them where it won't show.

How did I avoid getting hit by a Wfay?

I got the f out of the way.

Chuck Norris Jokes More Chuck Norris Jokes

Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes?

Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

All of it.