What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

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What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

What's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian?

One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus.

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

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What did cinderella do when she reached the ball?

She choked.

Why did the football team sack the hairy goalkeeper?

Because he rarely shaved the balls.

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What did the cow do when the farmer was about to hit him?

He mooved

Why would you take a hammer to bed?

A: So you could hit the sack.

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What is Oedipus Rex's Mom's favorite Elton John song?

Don't Let The Son Go Down On Me

What's Elton John's favorite kind of conditioner?

Levon.

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What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot?

Elton John's chin.

What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.